Monday, January 30, 2006

Afterlife Telegrams--terminal volunteers deliver telegrams to loved ones on the "other side."

Now here's a business concept in a growth market. For just $5 a word with a five word minimum, I can tell my late Aunt Lucy about my teapot collection's newest addition. It's the round one that's bright yellow, Aunt Lucy, in case you're surfing from the afterlife.

Afterlife Telegrams

With the help of terminally ill volunteers, our service is
sending telegrams to people who have passed away.

For a donation of $5.00 per word (5 word minimum), we can have telegrams delivered to people who have passed away. This is done with the help of terminally Ill volunteers who memorize the telegrams before passing away, and then deliver the telegrams after they have passed away. We call this an "afterlife telegram". The $5.00 per word fee, depending on the wishes of the messenger, it is either given to a relative, donated to a charity or used to pay for medical bills. The company does not keep any of the fees from the sale of the telegrams.

Since we can not guarantee delivery nor prove that a message has been delivered successfully, our customers do not pay for "deliveries". They pay for "delivery attempts". What we do guarantee is the following:
1) The messengers have memorized their telegrams before passing on.
2) The messengers have promised to do what can be done to deliver their telegrams to the addressees after passing.